The Best Hellsing Anime Quotes
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The Best Hellsing Anime Quotes

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There have been so many epic Hellsing quotes since the anime debuted in 2001, but which ones are your favorite? With lines like "To become a monster like me, is to admit you were too weak to remain a human" and "Immortality is wasted on the young," how can you choose just one? Luckily for you, you can vote up as many of your favorite Hellsing quotes on this list as you want, and even vote down the ones you don't like as much.

Hellsing is actually not the name of the protagonist of the anime, but the name of an organization whose mission is to destroy the undead. The vampire of the series, Alucard, is a sadistic being who delights in being ordered to kill by his master Integra. He'll often reply with "splendid" when he's told to destroy someone (or something.)

What's the best quote from Hellsing? Vote up your favorites below!

  • Too Weak
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    Too Weak

    "To become a monster like me, is to admit you were too weak to remain a human."

    -Alucard 

    224 votes
  • The Bird
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    The Bird

    "The Bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame."

    -Alucard 

    157 votes
  • Tears Finally Run Dry
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    84 VOTES

    Tears Finally Run Dry

    "Demons do not cry... You became a demon, because you couldn't cry anymore, right? Humans cry, and when their tears finally run dry, there is nothing left, but a demon, nor a monster, and one finally prayer for death..."

    -Alexander Anderson 

    84 votes
  • Surrounded
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    Surrounded

    "I'm surrounded by idiots."

    -Integra Hellsing 

    65 votes
  • No Salvation
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    No Salvation

    "God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to god. They are your death."

    -Alucard 

    80 votes
  • Immortality Slips
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    30 VOTES

    Immortality Slips

    "Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame."

    -Alucard 

    30 votes
  • Pissing Yourself
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    Pissing Yourself

    "I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

    -Walter C. Dornez 

    54 votes
  • Transform Yourself!
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    66 VOTES

    Transform Yourself!

    "Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

    -Alucard 

    66 votes
  • Rejected Resignation
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    Rejected Resignation

    "Resignation is what kills people. Once they've rejected resignation, humans gain the privilege of making humanity their footpath."

    -Alucard 

    44 votes
  • Wasted
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    Wasted

    "Immortality is wasted on the young."

    -Alucard 

    36 votes
  • Vampires Are Cockroaches!
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    Vampires Are Cockroaches!

    "No, you’re the maggot underneath the garbage! Look at you! That cheap outfit isn’t even fit for a carnival. What do you think you’re doing? Wearing a priest outfit, you don’t even know the meaning of shame. That’s what makes you trash! You’re a narrow-minded king… who creates a host of ghouls to keep as slaves. You’re a coward incapable of acting on your own. Even Hell wouldn't accept you! Your instant vampires are cockroaches! Multiplying everywhere before you know it. I can’t stand your kind… half-ass vampire without the slightest bit of self-respect! You don’t even know what you are! By the way… I have my reasons for serving humans. But of course, it’s not a story for trash like you."

    -Alucard 

    34 votes
  • The Obedient And Merciless
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    40 VOTES

    The Obedient And Merciless

    "To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws; to be generous to the obedient and merciless to all who would stand against you. Nothing ever changes; two thousand years and you still act like the world is yours."

    -Alucard 

    40 votes
  • Give up And Accept Defeat
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    30 VOTES

    Give up And Accept Defeat

    "You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up, and accept defeat.. Ha! That seems to be the sort of language that your kind is used to using. Language for cowards who forfeited their humanity, because they were too weak to survive as such. Don’t look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell."

    -Integra Hellsing 

    30 votes
  • Truly Hope
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    Truly Hope

    "That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster."

    -Alucard 

    20 votes
  • I Overestimated You
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    I Overestimated You

    "Such a shame. I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. And now you're nothing but dog shit!"

    -Alucard 

    26 votes
  • Be Wise Now
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    19 VOTES

    Be Wise Now

    "Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now, therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little."

    -Alexander Anderson 

    19 votes
  • It's Especially Beautiful
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    19 VOTES

    It's Especially Beautiful

    "Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful, of course, if you're a bloodsucker."

    -Alucard 

    19 votes
  • Blood And Honor!
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    Blood And Honor!

    "These monsters dare to enter this house built on blood and honor! I will see them all roast in the deepest pits of Hell!"

    -Integra Hellsing 

    19 votes
  • Police Girl!
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    Police Girl!

    "Look well at Integra’s “battle”, Police girl! Integra cut herself open, shed her own blood… and chose to fight for her life. Giving up kills people. When people reject giving up… they finally win the right to transcend humanity. “Never give up, even if it means death”… that is the pride and dignity of our master."

    -Alucard 

    41 votes
  • Still Nothing
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    Still Nothing

    "No matter how intelligent or how strong they are still nothing but vampire trash."

    -Integra Hellsing 

    17 votes
  • A Beautiful Night
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    A Beautiful Night

    "It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink."

    -Alucard 

    23 votes
  • I Belong To A World
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    I Belong To A World

    "I can't help you. I belong to a world where all is death. Your world of choices was not meant for me to interfere with."

    -Alucard 

    22 votes
  • Master
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    15 VOTES

    Master

    "Have you ever wondered, Master, what it feels like to be hunted?"

    -Alucard 

    15 votes
  • Cheap Little
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    Cheap Little

    "You have gone and taken all those lives, and not even because you were thirsty! Is it fun... Huh! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off..? Cheap little two bit terrors."

    -Alucard 

    6 votes
  • A Coward And An Incompetent
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    30 VOTES

    A Coward And An Incompetent

    "You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!"

    -Alucard 

    30 votes
  • Get Off
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    26 VOTES

    Get Off

    "Hey bitch, get off me! I'm supposed to be on top!"

    -Jan Valentine 

    26 votes
  • Have Some Manners
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    Have Some Manners

    "You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners."

    -Integra Hellsing 

    14 votes
  • Enjoy This
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    Enjoy This

    "Police girl… Enjoy this. Enjoy the massacre. This alone will make you strong."

    -Alucard 

    10 votes
  • Left, Right, Left, Right!
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    Left, Right, Left, Right!

    "Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Ahh I'm so fucking hard right now!"

    -Jan Valentine 

    14 votes
  • Thank You London!
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    8 VOTES

    Thank You London!

    "And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!"

    -Jan Valentine 

    8 votes