Rant on all these “anti SS, anti Sakura, anti Kishi” posts

OKAY. So this is probably going to be one of my last rants of Naruto ever before the big chapters come out. ANYWAY. I just want to tackle some ASS’s points that’s been appearing on my dash.

“Kishi pulled a shitty move by making Sasuke love Sakura out of the blue.”

UM HELLO???? Have you been reading the manga properly? Please go back and re-read the manga with your shipper goggles off okay? There are goddamn plenty of mutual SS hints throughout the manga.

Exhibit A:

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Okay there are plenty of more but I’ll stop before I get to the end of the alphabet LOL.

But yeah. Don’t take out your frustrations about your sunken ships with Kishi’s writing. He does NOT deserve that- he worked for 15+ years on this manga and you do not get to derail his hard work just because your non-existent ship didn’t sail.  Maybe if you properly read the manga you would have seen the endgame ships.

“Anti Kishimoto tag”

Yeah. I’m freaking judging you hard. I think this picture says it all.

You do not get to judge Kishimoto- Have you even walked in his shoes? The guy hasn’t even honeymoon-ed yet because of this manga and you have the gull to insult his work by making an anti tag because your ship sunk??? Get out of here.

Kishi’s work was inspiring and beautifully written- it was interwoven with Japanese mythology, had complex characters and character growth, had amazing themes and parallels, had a well-written plot.  Naruto made us laugh and cry- these characters felt like our friends and we related to them so much- to me, Naruto ending is like saying goodbye to a friend who’s moving away. It’s so hard and it brings tears to my eyes. 

Anyway, Naruto was written with Kishi’s life experience- this story is a part of him and I’m sure it was so hard to end this manga - Just like how we will be feeling that aftermath of never reading a new Naruto chapter, I’m sure he will feel the aftermath of not having to write a new Naruto chapter. It will hurt ;~;

So people who are mad that your pairings didn’t become canon, just stop please. You can be mad all you want but don’t attack Kishimoto- he has worked extremely hard and I feel the least you can do is say thank you to him for a beautiful story- even though your pairings didn’t become canon.

“Sakura lost all her character development! She’s reduced to a housewife!”

LMFAO. She’s the top medic nin- meaning she even surpassed Tsunade.  Why in the seven hells does becoming a mom mean you have to give up your nin career??? Look at Kiba’s mom for Christ’s sake!

Besides, why is it terrible for a person to clean their house? It’s fucking normal to clean your own house- it does not reduced you down to a housewife. ASSes take your salt somewhere else- go to the Dead sea because that’s what your ship is and it’s the one of the saltiest lakes on the earth- I’m sure it’ll appreciate your salt.

Just because your pairing didn’t become canon doesn’t mean you tear down Sakura’s character- she had plenty of development (and a lot of it was towards Sasuke) and it’s still there- but it seems like your shipper goggles are just so fixated on your eyes that you can’t see it.

And why the hell would she still have her seal if she’s not a nin anymore?

“Kishi just made SS and NH canon because of fan service.”

And friendly reminder ASSes, this was in freaking 2006. SO HE HAD SS AND NH CANON 8 YEARS AGO. Get your heads out of the NS clouds- come back to Earth where SS/NH are canon.

“Oh my god!! Sarada is totally SK’s child just look at her!!”

LMFAOOOOOO.

She has her mother’s (AND NO IT’S NOT KARIN) eyes:

She has her father’s smirk:

It’s an SS baby- stop living in denial.