What happens when three Pro Bowl and likely future Hall of Fame wide receivers try to fit their diva-sized egos in one stadium?
Tune in Sunday to find out when the Bengals self-proclaimed dynamic duo of Terrell Owens (Batman) and Chad Ochocinco (Robin) take on New England's disgruntled Randy Moss, who is in the final year of his contract and not happy about it.
Owens burned bridges in San Francisco, Philadelphia and Dallas before struggling last year in Buffalo. Now, he's joining forces with a much-less volatile, but still egocentric Ochocinco, who changed his surname from Johnson to match his jersey number.
Moss pouted his way out of Minnesota and Oakland to find utopia with quarterback Tom Brady in New England. But Moss and the Patriots could be headed toward an unhappy parting at the end of the season.
For all of the trio's baggage, there is no denying their production. In 35 combined seasons they've caught 2,616 passes for 39,368 yards and 355 touchdowns, and have been named to 19 Pro Bowls and 11 All-Pro teams.
But they have zero combined Super Bowl championships.
WEEK 1 PICKS
The potential Future Hall of Famer’s diva wide receiver convention includes New England’s Randy Moss and Cincinnati’s Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens.
Pick:
Patriots
Wide receiver
(Oregon State).
Safety
(Oregon).
Panthers quarterback Matt Moore threw for three touchdowns and running back Jonathan Stewart gained 206 yards in a 41-9 win last year at the Giants.
Pick:
Giants
Tight end
(Philomath High/Western Oregon).
Offensive lineman
(Oregon State).
Cornerback
(Oregon State),
Tight end
(Dayton High/Oregon).
Offensive lineman
(Oregon).
Linebacker
(Beaverton High/PSU).
Quarterback
(Oregon State).
Running back
(Oregon).
Steelers quarterback Dennis Dixon will make his second-career start in place of the suspended Ben Roethlisberger.
Pick:
Steelers
Quarterback
(Oregon).
Cornerback
(Oregon State).
Safety
(Douglas High).
Atlanta
Tight end
(Oregon).
Quarterback Jake Delhomme makes his debut with the Browns. He threw 23 touchdowns with 30 interceptions over his past two years with Carolina
Pick:
Bucs
Tampa Bay
Wide receiver
(Oregon State).
Safety
(Oregon State).
Linebacker
(Portland State).
Tight end
(Southridge High).
Safety
(Oregon).
The Broncos began last season 6-0 before losing eight of their final 10 to finish 8-8. The Jaguars were 7-9 last year.
Pick:
Jaguars
Jacksonville
None.
None
.
The Colts won both meetings last year by counts of 20-17 at Houston and 35-27 in Indianapolis.
Pick:
Texans
Offensive lineman
(Oregon State).
None
Pick:
Dolphins
Defensive end
(Oregon State).
Linebacker
, (Oregon State).
Offensive lineman
(Oregon State).
Kicker
(Mt. View High-Vancouver).
Safety
(Oregon).
Offensive lineman
(Lebanon High).
Lions rookie defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh (Grant High School) should be licking his chops. Bears allowed 19 sacks during preseason.
Pick:
Bears
Defensive tackle
(Grant High).
Running back
(Oregon).
Defensive tackle
(Oregon) had three tackles.
The Titans began last season 0-6 before finishing 8-2 to close the season at 8-8. Oakland went 5-11 last year
Pick:
Titans
Linebacker
(Jesuit High/Oregon State).
Wide receiver
(Portland State).
Tennessee offensive lineman
, (Mt. View High-Vancouver).
Pick:
Cardinals
Quarterback
(Scappoose High/Oregon State).
Linebacker
(Churchill High) had one tackle.
Quarterback
(Ontario High/Oregon).
Running back
(Oregon State).
Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck, who turns 35 later this month, last year had a 75.1-passer rating.
Pick:
49ers
Offensive lineman
(Oregon).
Rookie cornerback
(Oregon).
Defensive nose tackle
(Oregon).
Linebacker
(Oregon State).
Offensive lineman
(Oregon).
Defensive end
(Oregon).
Pick:
Packers
Green Bay
Linebacker
(Oregon State).
Safety
(Willamette High).
Pick:
Dallas
Washington
Punter
(Douglas High/Oregon).
Linebacker
(Oregon State).
Defensive end
(Oregon) did not play.
MONDAY NIGHT DOUBLE HEADER
The Chargers outscored Kansas City by a combined score of 80-21 in two victories last season. Franklin High School’s Legedu Naanee will start at wide receiver for San Diego.
Pick:
Kansas City
Cornerback
(Oregon).
Wide receiver
(Franklin High).
Jets coach Rex Ryan served as the Ravens defensive line coach from 1999 to 2004 before becoming their defensive coordinator from 2005-2008.
Pick:
Jets
Ravens
Wide receiver
(Oregon State)
Tight end
(Oregon)
Defensive tackle
(Oregon.
Jets
Quarterback
(Burns High/Oregon).
Guard
(Sweet Home High)
THURSDAY NIGHT GAME
Saints defensive end
(Central High/Western Oregon) had one tackle.
Minnesota kicker
(Bend High) made a 41-yard field goal and had an extra point attempt blocked.
-- Aaron Fentress, follow him on Twitter