Prepare yourselves, people.
and
the pair who promised each other undying love, yadda yadda yadda on the last season of "The Bachelor," have ended their (cough)
as E! Online reported.
We would be tempted to ignore this completely unsurprising bit of "celebrity" news, but let's not forget that dweebola Jake passed up a chance at
for Vienna. Our Oregon home gal, it seems, dodged
t.
This momentous development has
with a story from "insiders" (judging from celeb mags and gossip sites,
"insiders"
seem to be the ultimate California renewable resource) touching on Jake's appearance on
and other folderol:
When we talked with
for our April story,
she sounded like was much better off without Jake. But our Oregon "Bachelor" veteran is returning to the "Bachelor" fold. In a recent issue of Us Magazine,
is listed as one of 19
from "The Bachelor" and
featured in a spinoff called
" The group will live together in a house and compete in "game show-style elimination challenges" for $250,000. It's set to debut Aug. 9.
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